Things to do When You're Incredibly Bored, 1-25

1. Throw a surprise party for yourself. Turn off all the lights, then turn them on and yell "Surprise!" Act shocked.
2. Color outside the lines.
3. Go to grocery store in a bathrobe, slippers, and a towel around your head. Rubber ducky optional.
4. Invent strange and unusual diseases with symptoms such as boils and welts, strange hacking sounds, change of skintone (bright pastels work best), dillusions, non-functioning limbs, etc). Then pretend you have them. Make sure they're highly contagious, then cough and lean on people.
5. Dress in a black cape and mask and pretend to be the Phantom of the Opera. Also good for most other musicals and superheros as well (knowledge of theme songs a great asset).
6. Turette's syndrome.
7. Go up to a mall and conduct a survey using such questions as "What is your favorite smurf?", and "How many licks does is take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?", and "Which do you prefer: Original or Extra Crispy?"
8. Read backwards.
9. Speak a foreign language while shopping. Ask lots of questions and act frustrated when they can't understand you.
10. Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up.
11. Go up to a salesman and ask "May I help you?"
12. Go into a building and set all the clocks ahead one hour (or behind, if you're really bold).
13. Go to a park bench and walk around it in a circle. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them that you are making the earth turn (SOMEone has to keep it going).
14. Go door to door selling individual M&M's (or Post-It-Note pads, paper, grass samples, toothpaste, cereal-by-the-flake or gram, or anything else you think might be amusing).
15. Pretend to have a split personality. Maybe even three. Talk to yourself.
16. While riding a bus, everytime the bus driver applies the brake, yell, "We're going to crash! We're all going to die!" and duck in the fetal position under your seat.
17. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once.
18. When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
19. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
20. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
21. Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
22. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
23. Drive to work in reverse.
24. Polish your car with ear wax.
25. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

[Yes, I know this should be under Fun Stuff, but oh, well. Found on http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/makeup/6353/bored.html Meant to be for fun only.]